mistah biatchy

. . . I've been feeling a lot like this.

If a colleague is in danger of driving me to insanity could it be termed self defence if I repeatedly stapled him or her in the head?

NATURAL sa tao ang magtampo. At kapag nagtatampo ay nakapagbibitaw ng mabigat na salita—o banta. Ang mahirap, kapag nakapagbitaw na ng ganitong salita, ang pressure ay nasa iyong sarili na. Gawin nating halimbawa ang isang kilala kong personalidad. Features editor siya ng isang babasahing pambabae na napakasikat. Global brand ang nasabing women’s magazine kaya naman nang ilabas dito sa Pilipinas ay natangay ng kasikatan nito ang sinasabi kong personalidad kaya naging kilala na rin ang pangalan niya sa publishing industry at maging sa entertainment world. Karamihan kasi sa mga cover niya ay mga celebrity na sikat. Minsan ay nagkaroon sila ng argumento ng kanyang editor-in-chief at ng publisher dahil menor de edad ang celebrity na napisil niyang gawing cover story at interbyuhin para sa isang particular issue. Ang nasabing celebrity ay unti-unti nang nagkakapangalan noon sa showbiz at pinalalabas na hindi na menor. Pero aware ang EIC at ang publisher sa totoong edad ng celebrity. Matigas

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behaviour. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't 'be friends'. A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think 'it will get better.' You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any different

Stupid Girl Next to Me: "I was going to go as a sexy Marie Antoinette, but the costume is out of stock - don't they know that they are ruining my life." Now if she had said that she was going as a decapitated Marie Antoinette, that would have been cool. The way I'm imagining it, the neck of the costume would be at the crown of the head, the famous breasts would be at about the eyes, and she could carry a bloodied head in her hand!

i love waking up in a cold morning with the soft ray of sun touching my face. i love coffee. i love listening to house music. i love cigarettes. i love walking nowhere. i love drinkin sessions. i love smellin my armpit. i love making faces. i love reading blogs. i love Britney. i love Oreo. i love watchin indie films. i love out of towns. i love sleep overs. i love doin the laundry. i love to dace. i love to sing. i love beaches. i love TIGGAH and POOH. i love Krispy Kreme. i love writing poems which im doin right now. i love to see naked people wihihihi. i love flirtin which i am good at. i love puttin up a good conversation. i love listening to rNb. i love twitter. i love to fall in love but dont know how to. i love ridin on big bikes. i love to peep. i love to sleep. i love my job. . . NOT!!!!! hahahah i love myself. . . i love bichin! XoXo iVAN