You Can't costume Stupid.


Stupid Girl Next to Me: "I was going to go as a sexy Marie Antoinette, but the costume is out of stock - don't they know that they are ruining my life."

Now if she had said that she was going as a decapitated Marie Antoinette, that would have been cool. The way I'm imagining it, the neck of the costume would be at the crown of the head, the famous breasts would be at about the eyes, and she could carry a bloodied head in her hand!

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